If you lived here you would be home by now.
Thrust into your hand at the factory entrance by a smiling party worker
Rejoice and hail, as our glorious Benefactor has brought back into the hands of the people another important public service. His decisions to liberate Northern Rock, then free Lloyds TSB and HBOS for the enjoyment of the populace, were already far-sighted and wise. Now the final few stages of nationalisation are complete
At least the neighbour’s cat will avoid the garden now
Rejoice and hail, as our glorious Benefactor has brought back into the hands of the people another important public service. His decisions to liberate Northern Rock, then free Lloyds TSB and HBOS for the enjoyment of the populace, were already far-sighted and wise. Now the final few stages of nationalisation are complete